Dick Cheney type sh*t

1.To act in a machiavellian way.

2. cutthroat, immoral, unprincipled, unconscionable, unethical, unscrupulous

Bernie Madoff; Former non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ; operator of a Ponzi scheme that is considered to be the largest financial fraud in U.S. history, was on some Dick Cheney type sh*t.

by civil ape March 4, 2012

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Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip

" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"

by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020

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ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

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How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

by Supremeyesweg November 5, 2014

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sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott Likes Scotch May 24, 2008

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