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Man Cry

An emotional response, often involving tears, triggered by an inspiring, poignant, or deeply human event—typically one that stirs a sense of quiet pride, empathy, or solemn admiration.
Man 1: Not gonna lie, I had a full-on man cry watching that scene where the old soldier salutes his fallen comrades—hit me right in the chest.

Man 2: I had that once, when I heard about the Carpathia racing to save Titanic survivors
by Ihavenolifefromphilly April 9, 2025
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man

by man curls November 28, 2022
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Bean Man Hater

Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.

He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!

*evil stare*

Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!

Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?

Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!

Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles October 28, 2008
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Man-glue

A situation in which a male (typically) will collect his own semen into a glue bottle, which can then be used as actual glue.
"Dude, I saw someone yesterday usin' their man-glue and they had so much of it!"
by boristhesovietlovehammerman December 12, 2018
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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space
by littytitty123 December 17, 2017
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man's

by OMN30 December 29, 2017
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