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Man

A lifeform known as a homo-sapien who has male characteristics such as having a pp lol, who’s purpose is to be born, bring joy, reproduce, and die. They typically are stereotyped to have more aggression and worse behavior, but gender, unlike what is typically thought, doesn’t drastically affect these attributes. They also are stereotyped by having small reproductive organs, mainly by women, and occasionally, ironically by themselves. They are seen as inferior by feminists, but both genders are required for the continuation of our species. Males aren’t inferior, and neither are women. Don’t think one is better, you insignificant spec on this dying jawbreaker with a nice hot, core.
Person 1: Dude, why is that man walking like that?
Person 2: Probably drunk out of his mind.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021
mugGet the Manmug.

Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce
Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.
by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018
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Jamaican Man

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.
by Gym Lion January 24, 2022
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Mustard man

A very bent man
Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite
by Hrrry February 4, 2022
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Man Bruh

When you say it once in a server and it becomes a joke in that server.
John: “Yea I’ll play cod tonight

Elijah: “Man Bruh”
by Silver___Rose April 27, 2021
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banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
mugGet the banana sales manmug.

mans

A mans is basically a guy that is considered very attractive. It could be because of his looks or attitude or whatever. Basically, a mans is the epitome of men. It's also used satirically to mean the opposite.

Synonyms include: dream man, fine boy, or Harry Styles etc.
Ex1:
Friend 1: Hey girl, what's you do last night?
Friend 2: Nothing, just stayed home.
Friend 1: Dude you need to get yourself a mans!
Friend 2: I know :( Find me one!

Ex2:
Girl: Did you see BTS' Jimin's solo performance to I Need U at the Melon Music Awards?
Girl 2: Yes duuude he slayyed what a king.
Girl: Yes girl he's such a mans. My mans.
Girl 2: Haha you wish, he my mans.
by Pugchim December 2, 2019
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