A proper name given to a person who would much rather hide in his/her house, or in a cave, for days at a time. Often, this person refuses to contact or be contacted by any living creature. When this person does emerge from their hermit like existence, they are often recognizable by increased hair growth both in the facial and cranial region.
by MaZe February 12, 2004

A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.
An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.
by capitalistism May 3, 2021

by Zavents July 13, 2024

A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.
by Bread girl May 26, 2021

by Copyname March 11, 2019

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy
by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

by Not Walmart Man November 12, 2021
