Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011

ri-suck my dick-ulous

something more xtreme than ridiculous

that test was ri-suck my dick-ulous!

by steveon May 10, 2007

the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Suckin-Dick-Ass

Adj. an insult used to described a stupid mutha fucka.

Joey: "Hey man, you just cut me, the line starts over there"

Jamal: "Shut the fuck up! You stupid bitch-ass suckin-dick-ass nigga!"

by DavidsonWilliamson May 13, 2009

italian dick tickler

A short guy named Michael Miano who thinks he is good at Xbox but is worse then a 10 year old black girl

You are a real Italian dick tickler Michael

by Don't touch me February 6, 2014

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014