Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Peel my tangerine s

Someone whos nan has had consterpation and then exploded because they did naughty white powder then flew to chine and jumped of a chair then had a heart attack

"Man you are a peel my tangerine s" said the man to the high man

by Vzbsjsjsvvdjshsvxjskqndbch December 17, 2020

Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

My name

You know who you're doing this to and if you paid the wrong person you are doing it deliberately to get away with not paying me.

Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

My baby trey

Hottest mans you’ll ever know you wish you got him before I did bitch 🤪🤪 kind sweet big dick perfect mans 10/10 but I can’t recommend

My baby trey is the hottest

by colt452zigzags May 21, 2021