National Slap Ass days

It's a few days between Sep. 17 to Sep. 20 have fun.

National Slap Ass Days is were you go around slapping people's asses have fun.

by Keith Trenton September 17, 2019

National grab ass month

December is national grab ass month so go grab all your girl-friends' ass and give them this excuse

John- grabs hanna's ass
Hanna- why did you grab my ass?
John- its December
Hanna- so
John - December is national grab ass month

by Anonymous writter 0315 October 23, 2019

Shove it up your ugly ass

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga

Sexy, Good looking, A dude who dresses really nice and also look very handsome just like Ryan Gosling

"Dude look at that Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga"

"Bro you look fly as fuck like a Ryan Gosling-Looking-Ass-Nigga"

by the321boy January 15, 2013

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

fo i whoop yo ass

Before I deliver a severe beating to you

Getch yo ass out my face, fo i whoop yo ass !!!

by Pizzlej March 21, 2019