I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024

I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

i kanye

I Kanye means 'I cannot'.
It can be used as I Kanye even (I cannot even)

or
I Kanye not (double negative)

everyone's tweet at 11:59 on new years eve: I'm going to go for a run everyday. I will not take no as an answer. It could be hailing outside and I WILL GO FOR A RUN. #newyears #resolution #health #willpower
DAY 3: it is too cold. I just... I Kanye.

OR

person1: DUDE!!!! YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?
person2: nah, I Kanye even.

by PainGenade January 20, 2016

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

SMD while I SMH

SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.

Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"

by thatboytweaking100% December 31, 2021

I

Posts we do not see.
Always remember…
I love u for eternity…

Smiles we do not see.
Always remember…
You have a million waiting from me…

A touch we do not feel.
Always remember…
One day all of the dreams will be real!!!

I love you…
Always!!!

by a dream and 💔 March 7, 2024