Slap ass year 2020!

Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!

Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!

by Fjellet69 October 29, 2019

amin whoop Quan ass

When quan got beat the FUCK by AMIN in the shoprite parking lot

Amin whoop quan ass -Amin whoop his ass

by Coochie destroyers by man November 27, 2021

Jump up my ass

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence

*grabs girls ass*
girl: “hey, why would you do that”
guy: “because it’s national grab ass day”
girl: “ohh alright your fine then”

by EBE ACE #103 October 2, 2018

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

by Vash September 24, 2004