I

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU PRICK DONT EVEN ASK

Person 1: what is the easiest word ever?
Person 2: Probably “I” AND IF YOU DONT KNOW IT YOUR A PRICK

by YourDeceasedGrandmother October 13, 2021

Greek i's

The most useless thing in the world cause you need to use 5 different i's WHO NEEDS THAT MANY I'S!?!

Dude: yo what is the greek word for wall
Dude2: τοιχος
Dude: thats alotta greek i's if ya ask me

by ♫musicnote♫ November 2, 2023

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

I love mug

When you want to own a mug that says "I love mug"

"I want a mug that says 'I love mug'"

by Ethantoast October 17, 2025

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022