Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Oscar the man

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g

Safe Oscar the man

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Wood Man

A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:

Wood Man is pretty nice >:

by Muda Man October 27, 2020

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing!

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Da Man

The title given to the person (usually male) who fully sent it the night before.
i.e. got the most wasted, got laid, etc

*jeff walks into a room the Monday after he got laid at a party*

All his friends: "DA man!"

by Goober_sex69 March 2, 2020

Man whore

Dominic arbogast

Dominic arbogast is a man whore

by Tinkywonker February 15, 2022