Skip to main content

school

yes yeah yeah baddie lalalal it means AHHHHHH LET ME SUBMIT THIS

WTF THIS IS LIKE THE 6TH TIME
THE WORD IS DEFINED
I HONESTLY GOVE UP
school is not good
by cut the cameras October 21, 2020
mugGet the school mug.

School

Noun /sku l/
1. A hard drive making machine
2. A mechanism to induce depression

Verb /sku l/
1. To make hard drives out of human flesh
2. To induce depression into young people

Collective Noun /sku l/
1. Young people suffering from depression

Eg. A school of depressed students
The school has produced many obedient but uncreative group of people
People have been schooled since the Industrial Revolution
A school of young people are looking at their results for the last test
by AStupidPersonhere May 25, 2023
mugGet the School mug.

School

A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
mugGet the School mug.

School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.
Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.
by kylerrat November 12, 2023
mugGet the School Beater mug.

School

1: Omg! Look at how pretty that school is!!
2: You mean jail?
by anonymous November 11, 2020
mugGet the School mug.

Laing middle school

Laing middle school is hot like the People there
by Weedboy69 May 3, 2017
mugGet the Laing middle school mug.

public school system

shit
i'm a 34 yo man who works at retail, I know what damn well what I'm talking about.
1: the damn american school with them shitty teachers pisses me off.

2: Blame the public school system
by aidetaut November 3, 2022
mugGet the public school system mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email