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I dont even fucking know

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know
by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025
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i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.
i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid
by Power476 December 15, 2020
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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T U R B O I N T

It is a L I F E S T Y L E
A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me, an Intellectual: T U R B O I N T
by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019
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am i right?

a phrase used for any inconvenience or happy moment in life, it can be used in different tones, such as excitement, melancholy, cherish full, etc.
Friend - hey let’s go to the mall
Person - AM I RIGHT???
by woahfr August 10, 2022
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I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
by Shadanium May 20, 2024
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