I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 16, 2015

cut my butter

Using a butter knife for sex or nudes very shiny when flash is on

Wow nice butter knife cut my butter

by nudesweirdo May 28, 2015

My E.J.

Hot, sexy, beautiful women from Maine that makes my heart beat out of my chest.

I can't wait to finally see My E.J. for my birthday.

by HandsomeHunny May 30, 2015

Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015

Collect my bag

it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags

collecting your bag can also man when a man ejaculates on a woman's face

Person 1: "hey did he actually collect your bag?"

Person 2:"yeah! of course! I told you she'd Collect my bag!"

by 1shot1der June 6, 2015

Not My Style

saying that you don't like that certain thing, but in the end you'll like it

"Chicken is not my style"---Kris

by baekhanology0407 June 30, 2015