When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"
by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020
Get the iron manmug. A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
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