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wagondance

A police term used to describe subduing a person violently resisting arrest. Once the chump is placed in the paddy wagon, away from public view, officers will utilize “compliance by pain” holds that do not leave any marks or bruising. Usually, this involves pinching arterial vessels where nerve endings are prevalent, ie., inner bicep near shoulder and the neck area. “Dance” refers to the fact this always occurs with two or more officers, two holding the suspect (chump), the third applying the pressure holds
Copper: "Were gonna dance with this muthafucka once we get him the wagon".
wagondance by Melvin Purvis July 3, 2005
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Wagon across the Walrus 

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
1-
*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

2-
"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

waggle fraggle 

a word often used to break awkward silences
Friend: Hey
You: Hey whats up?
Friend: Not much how about you?
You: Same
Friend: Soo..
You: Idk
Friend: Me either
You: WAGGLE FRAGGLE
Friend: Alright then
waggle fraggle by Jeremy Fatlard February 5, 2010

wagging satan's tail 

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.
wagging satan's tail by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

wagon wheel nips 

Nipples so big they resemble wagon wheels
-Have you seen the size of her nipples?
Yeah she's got wagon wheel nips.
wagon wheel nips by lacwfxx February 1, 2015

wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin 

Being an idiot

Liking a youtuber that takes the piss
Man: oi blud wagwan pif ting whats your bbmpin

Woman: nah mate ima shank ya up first blud if ya dont gimme dem creps

Man: YO ITS A PRANK BRO *gets what he deserves (dies)*