Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

toolika

A pen or a paintbrush with which holy scriptures were written

Toolika back then was made of feathers; such as feathers of peacock, hawk, parrot, etc

by O jugni November 23, 2021

Toolified

Being properly equipped with all the tools necessary to be 4:20💨 ready.

Ed:dude its almost 4:20
Sally: no worries man..... I got this
Ed: wow sally, your always so perfectly toolified 😃

by Me111113 November 30, 2021

Tool

Slang for steroids

I went to the elementary school to get some tool to get huge

by Felix G December 12, 2021

Tool

Tool

That guy is a real tool.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022