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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Superiority Complex

A phenomenon where an older person will criticize a small child for watching high energy, "brainrot" content, despite having watched similar content at the same age.
Guy 1: "Ugh, my 6 year old cousin watches skibidi toilet. What I watched as a kid was way better."

Guy 2: "As if all the MLG, Doritos, and Mountain Dew was any better. Let the kid be a kid, because this skibidi toilet superiority complex shit is dumb."
by Gregtard March 27, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

The mental problems plaguing Gen Alpha due to Short Form Video Content, as well as new memes and slang terms such as "Rizz, Gyatt, Fanum Tax" etc.
This causes them to have reduced attention spans, lowered intelligence, and a tendency to repeat memes and slang at random times.
*a child runs around doing a tiktok dance and yelling Gen A slang*
"Gees, that kid must have Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016
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Skibidi Toilet

A popular web series made by youtuber "DaFaqBoom". It follows the adventures of a group of exterminators attempting to rid the world of toilets filled with human heads, specifically those of the G-Man and Male08.
"Oh my god! It's the guy from Skibidi Toilet!"
Gets hit by a fucking truck
by yogha March 5, 2024
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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Freaky Toilet

A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way
Don’t let the Freaky toilet get you
by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024
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