dakota stone

dakota stone is so special
by ji ,y nd iz dfuzB June 06, 2020
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stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.
Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.
by Shit paper March 15, 2019
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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 26, 2023
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Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.
by Serge Ivanov December 05, 2023
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Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.
by Serge Ivanov December 05, 2023
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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 04, 2021
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