Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

gimp-slap

When someone dumber than you or just less of a person gets the upper hand in a situation.

Damn, I just got gimp-slapped but that punkass kid!

Your ex is going out with that tool?! Man he just gimp-slapped the shit out of you.

by Troy H March 31, 2007

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

cream slap

Cum in your hand then either slap her on the ass or face, with force to leave your creamy mark.

She was a bitch last night so I gave her a cream slap to the face.

by ah in oh March 16, 2008

Hurricane Slap

When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.

John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.

Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on

John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall

Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !

by Greg14127 December 20, 2008

sleeve slap

To slap someone in the face with your sleeve.

Rupert lost his arms in a lawn mower accident, so I picked a fight with him knowing that the worst he could do is sleeve slap me.

by mikeydamik April 21, 2011

The wet slap

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).

"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014