camera-hat cowboy

A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.

Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.

by 31337_man December 23, 2006

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

old fogey hat

A hat that is for old men and woman that are older than 80, that have grey or white hair.

"Hey look at at that old fogey hat, it will be perfect for your grandfather!"

by Jacquez M December 30, 2006

canadian hat trick

when someone makes out or hooks up with three different Canadians in one night.

you go out with your friends and throughout the evening you manage to make out with or hook up with three canadians... the canadian hat trick.

by hairydan February 3, 2010

eat your hat

lost the bet, the argument, you were wrong
and so now,you have to pay up, according the bet :
"if obama wins, i'll eat my hat"

"the bet was,.if obama wins you will not only eat your hat, u will also kiss my ass on main street at at high noon it's twelve o'clock.i'm droppin' drawers now bitch".
"if the 76'ers make the playoffs you will eat your hat?"
"u said, if romney loses,u will not only eat your hat, but also burn your KKK hat, join the green party and go to San Fran and party with the gays on New Year's Eve Well, Happy New Years Buford , Time ta bend over and take it like a man, you big fat red state bitch yee haww!"

by tiemeupandspankme November 28, 2012

straw hat argument

Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.

Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."

Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"

by Rathgryn February 23, 2009

Sandy Andretti Hat

A fancy, expensive, wide brimmed hat usually worn by Sandy Andretti(ex-daughter-in-law of Mario Andretti,ex-wife of Michael Andretti,mom of Marco Andretti) at IndyCar races. Similar to Kentucky Derby Hats, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the environment it is usually sighted in.

You always know you're watching an Indy 500 rerun when you see a Sandy Andretti hat in the crowd.

by ConfettiCupcake June 17, 2009