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Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
— You bringing appetizers?
Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
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Fat Dong

men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick
I’m a rad dude with a fat dong
by Unissay July 9, 2021
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Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
by lucas_knows May 27, 2022
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Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.
Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha
by Pussydestroyerconcha November 8, 2018
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Thigh Dong

The act of sliding your dong between a women’s thigh at a fast pace instead of putting it in her p*ssy
My wife didn’t want to get pregnant so I did the thigh dong strategy
by Dogshlonglicker January 11, 2022
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Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.
Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.
by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
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