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trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
by uwu master October 17, 2018
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Bed Chem

The bond between two or more people in regards to sexual activity.
"Them and I, we have good bed chem"
by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Bed Maid

Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".

A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.

A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."

"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
by Privalux April 28, 2024
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bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023
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