Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018

russian backdoor overture

A reverse titty fuck (Russian) where a man jerks himself off to completion using another’s ass crack.

Jared Kushner is very excited for his ‘Russian backdoor overture’ tonight.

by Wingding November 16, 2017

Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-rV07YZM&feature=related

by Jessica138 January 20, 2009