grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.

Bob: What are you doing?
Bill: Drinking grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008

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Pee beads

When a diaper is ripped and the fluffy contents fall out in beads that stick to every possible surface.

Oh crap I got pee beads everrwhere

by scoggles1988 June 25, 2014

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Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

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Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016

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Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.

"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."

by Ye gods December 20, 2015

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