crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

Crack Calls

To have a deep dire for something so much it calls out to you, on the subconscious and conscious levels.

: Bobby has been having crack calls over the new unreleased Ipad, it even affects his sleep.

by liberationeagle March 9, 2010

Piece of crack

Any colored person (mostly an arab) who continously act as a white person with a self centered, ego-driven personality with a superiority complex issues. In other word, a person who lacks the characteristics associated with his parents' culture. Often caused by being raised in the west.

Jihad is a piece of crack.

by RedDragon911 January 9, 2010

crack wine

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

by AlexaV December 9, 2009

the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

by twyster May 17, 2006

crack the pepper

When you get a 2 handed blow job or hand job, it looks like they're using a pepper shaker.

Man I hooked up with Shelby last night! She really knows how to crack the pepper!

by Richie C. January 21, 2016

crack-tarded

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

by baby's mama July 20, 2011