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Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.
Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.
by Notziad March 28, 2019
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strawberry beard

Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
by remyg November 3, 2011
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Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut
Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard
by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022
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Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
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How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY
by prollytd June 7, 2023
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nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.
John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017
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splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!
Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!
by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
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