frog shoes

When someone with less mean wears a non-name clothing (ie shoes from Payless; jeans from WalMart)

"Why are you wearing those frog shoes?" the prep girls shouted to the impecunious teacher

by Lionwoman December 27, 2016

watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.

"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."

by Razzlz January 7, 2017

Show shoes

Excessively high heels. Mainly worn by exotic female dancers

That girl know its too early for them Show shoes clear heels

by Big Teaa January 10, 2017

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

Clown Shoes

A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"

"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes

by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019

Shoe

Something you throw at people and then eat at a family dinner. Also as perfume.

My shoe is the best.

by NightmareMattu November 1, 2019

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020