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five second rule 

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.
Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
five second rule by brolli. July 22, 2008
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One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.
Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.
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November Rule

1. The unwritten rule that freshmen should be taken care of, not taken advantage of, until November 1st.
2. A similar guideline discouraging the teaching to freshmen of certain esoteric forms of hacking.
"At last, it's the 1st! Nuts to the November Rule, it's time to climb on the frosh and sketch on the dome!"
November Rule by Jack Florey December 1, 2007

Standard Creepiness Rule 

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

Cee Allah Rule 

slang for car, this type of slang comes from elements of the supreme alphabet which is used alot by members of wu tang, and brothers within the nation of gods and earths.
ghostface says on the song ice cream ''turns me on like vine's cee allah rule''

basically he talking about a female on the joint and how she turns him on like vine's (short for devine who is rza's older brother) cee allah rule (car)
Cee Allah Rule by Big U Dawg February 17, 2010

First Rule of Self Pity 

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.
When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.
First Rule of Self Pity by MrJM September 26, 2010

The 2 year rule 

Rule: A partner (usually boy) may have a relationship with another partner (usually girl) as long as the other partner (girl) is 2 years
or less younger. May not always apply to those 18 and older
If I'm 16, the 2 year rule allows me to date some one of at least 14 years old
The 2 year rule by juanrave13 January 4, 2015