rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

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Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

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Rocket squash

A type of gourd or squash that is produced as a result of pumpkins/squash/or gourds cross breeding. It is mainly found closer to the gourd family, however it can be a variation of any of the three. It resembles a rocket (hence the nname) with little "wings" off the side of the main body. It also has a long curved neck.

Color variations: Yellow, green, black, white cream, orange, and red. Other variations are being discovered every day.

See also: rocket squish

"Did you see the rocket squash?" cried he. She shook her head "You bafoon, that's a gourd!", to this remark the boy smiled coyly "That's only what they want you to believe".

by savethemoon January 2, 2019

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Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021

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