Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

robert successful jackson money

Daniel Jackson's child to be.

Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.

by Oh 7 May 14, 2017

Robert

robert is a very handsome and sexy young man. he's great in bed and knows how to get things started. he has a humongous penis and he's a ladies man. he knows everything when it comes to ladies. he's a very smart, kind, sexy, and genuine young man.

hey there's robert, he's so sexy

by yoboyrob100 February 10, 2022

Robert Grindstaff

A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy

That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.

by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

Matteo Roberts

sexy young man

'God I wanna fuck Matteo Roberts'

by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024

Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.

Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"

by Syltburken September 11, 2021