sexy olive

my girlfriend called me an olive today but said i was a sexy olive

you’re not white, you’re like olive colour

are you calling me an olive?

no like you’re a sexy olive

by Reginator March 16, 2024

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Olive Limit

The amount of olives a person is allowed to consume within a 4 hour period of time. This is widely known as 11 olives. However, New Zealand's olive limit is 14.

Boy: "Whoa, slow down, man. We just got to this party and you're already almost at your olive limit."

by HueHueHue PogChamp January 20, 2016

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oliver pruckner

He got freckles, he's a snitch and he's scrounging pretty hard

He scrounged my Pen is he and oliver pruckner?

by Miolfhunter February 23, 2018

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When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

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