pocket squirrel

a girl that hangs on her man constantly, with no regard for his desire to move around and talk to others.

my boy couldn't hang out 'cause she was draped all over him like a fucking pocket squirrel.

by pussy stomper September 12, 2009

Pocket Pinch

The art of placing one's hand in their pocket and pinching their scrotum to satisy an itch discreetly.

Dylan: Man, I have got a severe itch on my nuts but feel a bit weird scratching it in the mall.

Dave: Dude, just put your hand in your pocket and utilize the pocket pinch. No one will catch on.

by Maxwell Hauser November 19, 2013

Pocket Rape

When someone in a single, brash move confiscates both your property as well as your dignity.

So last week I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparently neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. In the end, I got pocket raped out of $180 to buy the big ass tent I'​m currently living in.

by Pocket Rapist April 8, 2010

Shit-Pocket

When one's shirt pocket has had a chocolate chip muffen smeared all over it.

Hay James your got a "Shit-Pocket" wang face.

by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003

pocket call

When you leave your cell phone in your pocket and it randomly calls someone

Like when pashin calls Hiro ....

Hiro: "Hey I got your call"
pashin: "I didnt call you! I had my phone in my pocket the whole time"
Hiro: "Did you sit on it or something?"
pashin: ....
Hiro: pocket call!
Hiro: Mohah!

by HiroDavid May 1, 2006

Pocket fart

Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")

Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...

by Cranky Joe January 15, 2011

Out of pocket

When someone is talking nonsense and it is hard to understand what they are trying to say. It could also mean that they are saying stuff that is not related to the subject.

Jake is out of pocket. “What are you saying“ said Zack. “Yo Jake your out of pocket” said Hank.

by Doctor Mike h. Smith October 17, 2019