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New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s morley’s”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
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Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.
by dogymodg July 11, 2023
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new kitty

A sweet cat who is loyal and your number one companion! Normally a brown tabby female
She named her new cat New Kitty, and she’s a darling!
by Kitty_Cat_Lover December 20, 2017
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New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.
-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023
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New Kizzy

noun
Also called New York State. a state in the northeastern United States. 49,576 sq. mi. (128,400 sq. km). Capital: Albany. Abbreviations: NY (for use with zip code), N.Y.

Also called New York City. a seaport in southeastern New York at the mouth of the Hudson: comprising the boroughs of Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Staten Island.
Greater New York, New York City, the counties of Nassau, Suffolk, Rockland, and Westchester in New York, and the counties of Bergen, Essex, Hudson, Middlesex, Morris, Passaic, Somerset, and Union in New Jersey: the metropolitan area as defined by the U.S. census
Person one; “Hey man lets go to New Kizzy tonight, theres a new club opening up in the lower east side

Person 2; “Idk man I think I might have the clap”

Person 1; “Its New Kizzy, who doesn’t have the clap?”
by Moms Against Drunk Driving April 13, 2022
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