We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

I Need Iron Blocks

The best meme to emerge in 2025. Romeo needs them. We need to revive Telltale so we can play the masterpiece this came from again. (Minecraft Story Mode)

"I nEeD iRoN bLoCkS."
"I'M OUT OF BRICKS."
"i don't WANNA be surrounded by LAVA!!!"

by DaveyJonesBoner November 10, 2025

princess needle voice

a squeaky voice

I have a princess needle voice.

by BENO?! November 24, 2025

i need mines

when someone is in need of sexual activities; usually when feeling horny

Jon” you okay man “
mitch” yea but i need mines “

by Bubblegum bubbler December 2, 2025

YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN

No. I don't.

A retard "YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN!"

Hym "See that's the problem here. You keep trying to do things that somehow translate to 'winning.' And NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER TRANSLATE TO WINNING. That isn't how this works. 'But he's this and I'm that so I win' isn't ever going to work. Never ever."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

It needs to be me

We can talk about what comes next afterwards.

Hym Iam "But for now it needs to be me. It just does because I just am."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2026

wat is the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004