Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.

Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”

by Nyknup September 17, 2025

Muffalo

Vagina that is larger than a camel toe or mooseknuckle with oversize labia.

I was watching a porno and this woman had a gaping Muffalo

by Psychicdragon April 26, 2025

moffquib

a word to define josh from the band taking back tomorrow

JOSH UR A FUCKING MOFFQUIB

by JOSHUAHATER May 3, 2025

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

Tyra Moffat

Depending on the gender of the person, the results vary. For most men, this word usually means strong, or muscular. They tend to have nice hair and teeth and have a great sense of humor. For the females, they tend to be very slutty, or having lots of sex appeal. Most men want to get with Tyra Moffatt's because they have slammin' bodies and are very trustworthy.

Dude, he's so damn Tyra Moffatt. I'd do him. I'd do him good.

Oh boy. That girl over there was so Tyra Moffat. DAYUM SHE FINE.

by bltttttt November 18, 2011