by AussieObserver November 1, 2018
Get the Moose Knucklemug. by Artgineer June 22, 2017
Get the Moose Moralsmug. An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.
by insertuserhere August 2, 2016
Get the Moosemug. by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018
Get the Big Moosemug. A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.
by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017
Get the Meathead Moo-Hardmug. When you are fucking your girls asshole and all of a sudden you look down and see some truffle butter aka Moose Juice on your dick. You look at your dick with disgust, but proceed to shove it down your girl's throat until your dick is clean enough to go get some more Moose Juice..
Dude 1: Hey bro, last night my girl let me hit her bootyhole, it was pretty damn good.
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
Dude 2: Damn bro, did it smell like shit, cause last time I fucked your girl, I thought the bitch had just took a shit without wiping her ass before I stuck my dick in her bootyhole.
Dude 1: Of course bro, you know my girls bootyhole smells like shit anytime you slide a dick in her ass. But this time, she left some Moose Juice on my dick and then I told her to lick the brown cheese off my dick.
Dude 2: Damn bro, you are a savage for making her eat the Moose Juice.
Dude 1: Yeah, whatever. I got bigger problems. I got diarrhea that with no toilet paper
Dude 2: I can go downstairs to see if the mailman left any Burger King coupons so you could wipe your ass.
Dude 1: Fuck you bro
by BrownKernalTip October 23, 2023
Get the Moose Juicemug. 