Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

by melzy1 June 23, 2021

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by November 23, 2021

Matt

Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.

Example: Matt has a shit eating smile

by CloverWes August 02, 2022

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 04, 2019

Matt

Noun (Maaatt) Name
Someone who is beyond smug, extremely arrogant, walks with nose in the air. Better than everyone else. Commonly works in a service department

Quit being a Matt, your no better than us!

by KTG1988 June 16, 2022

Matt

He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.

Matt is really good at ARK.

by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 04, 2021

Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023