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Let's Just Be Friends 

Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it.
Girl: Let's just be friends.

Guy: O.k. I'll still hang out with you, I guess. Hopefully, I'll eventually be able to win you over from those assholes and you'll realize that I'm the one for you.

Girl: Nope. I love being treated like shit. Later.
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I Just Came 

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.
I Just Came by asskickervictor October 28, 2010

You just got krissed 

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"
TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*

That's just how it be

This term can be used for a multitude of things. This term is used to convey to someone that sometimes that is just how the world works and we just how to accept it.
Example 1:"Dude my dog died." "Yea, that just how it be."
Example 2: "I dropped my baby down the stairs!!!" "That's just how it be."

i'm just sayin'

Response when your motive for saying something is questioned and you a) had no motive or b) do not want to reveal your motive.
a.)
"I like monkeys."
"Huh?"
"I'm just sayin'"

b.)
"John's coming to the party tonight."
"I don't care. I'm not really interested in him anymore."
"I'm just sayin'"
i'm just sayin' by joribeth April 21, 2005

Lets just be friends 

Slang for "I've found someone better."
In Slang: "I'm sorry. Lets just be friends."
In English: "You suck. I've found someone better."
Lets just be friends by Goggin April 9, 2006

Shit Just Got Real 

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.
Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!
Shit Just Got Real by ttango December 5, 2011