Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt
by Reagan and Caleb August 20, 2018
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A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 07, 2020
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Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun
Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.
by TKDubsta May 11, 2022
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Jordan is the most amazing bestfriend anyone could ever ask for. Jordan will always be there for you. he is always making sure you're goof before them. Jordan has been through some rough stuff but all in all he is an amazing person. in most peoples eyes Jordan is considered a trouble maker. but when you get to know him he is the best, most amazing, kind, caring, and loving person out there. if you ever have the chance to be bestfriends with a Jordan. do it!! you will not regret it. - your bestfriend kaydin
by watermelonapple May 23, 2019
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Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan
by FaDeZShadow May 16, 2018
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don't get jordan
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