Jordan’s Life

Drama
wit a cute butt

aiden- hey bro did you hear about jordan’s life ?
brayden- you mean drama ?

by teheheheyolo August 1, 2019

Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

Jordan

An annoying, misbehaving person who constantly interrupts meetings and conversations.

"The guy was such a Jordan"

by Rocketerium July 27, 2022

Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.

"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"

by trolltime12 December 25, 2023

Jordan

A word the media has taken to use as it depicts the n word but, is undercover as only pussy bitch white boys use this common phrase.

Adrian- sup my jordan
Jamal- Who the fucks jordan?

by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021

Jordan

Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it

Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip

by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020