Harri Jones

The best Human on the planet and And Jack is a dum shit
Harri is cool and epic and everyone likes him

Harri Jones cool

by anonymous October 21, 2020

mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.

„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“

by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025

Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.

The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

Tye Jones

sexy man

that guy is such a tye jones

by Stu-coop May 13, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Marcus Jones

Marcus Jones AKA: MajorCensus.

MajorCensus is a legendary online gamer who is an inspirational leader to his soldiers and the PS3 gaming community.

"Maj is a word warrior who also knows his stuff about online shooters".

Marcus is a good friend of mine.

Is'nt Maj MIA?

Is'nt that "majorcensus" the leader of SB?

Hey Census, why dey all call'n you "Marcus Jones" ?

Hey Maj, aint your name an anagram of your real name?

Marcus Jones is the Real PSN: MajorCensus!

by MACHINMA BRO May 7, 2011