Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 07, 2023

Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

Gavin Jones

Gavin Jones is the sexiest man alive

Gavin also has big...

Gavin Jones is just a walking W

Have you seen Gavin Jones? He is the sexiest man I've ever seen.

by Keepntabz September 07, 2022

Will Jones

S I M P

“That Will Jones kid is such a simp”

by lobster1999 September 11, 2020

Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 06, 2023

Jones boys

The father - son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 06, 2023

Indiana Jones Style Eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How would you like your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 02, 2020