I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.

Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!

by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023

i-Ready

The worst fucking school program ever.

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.

by kaihai January 31, 2023

I Cap

Is said when retarded child is trying to imply that he is Captain America

Timmy (retard) : Heyyyy guys I cap

Rodger: Ok

by HoopingCricket February 4, 2023

and i oop-

vsco girl sentence when they shit themselves

AND I OOP-
shut your crusty musty ass up or else i will throw your hydroflask and scrunchies out in your preppy little ocean filled with whale sperm

by onlyWs February 6, 2023

Hashtag IED

The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.

I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023

i heart

soemthing people say that is incredibly gay to describe somethign they love

Tom:Isnt tim a douchebag for saying "i heart bill's penis" all the time?
Every sane person in the world: YES!

by franklin thomas mcgee November 11, 2004

i want that

When someone says something stupid, and gets stupid slapped, but their friend wanted to slap them.

Kid 1. Dude think about it 40*20 is 60
Kid 2. NO! (Stupid slap)
Kid 3. I want that.

by josh32393 October 1, 2007