basically any human name

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i got none ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i gotta put it here so yeah basically any human name

basically any human name by a first-year high school stude September 16, 2020

human wasteland

Carrot top.

human wasteland by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Humanitee 

a woman who is severly overweight and
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.

Also spelled Humanatee

You will know one when you see one

Humanitee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

human shield 

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

human shield by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

humanism 

A religion with the human being as the ultimate deity.

Come to the humanism meeting on campus Wednesday evening. You'll learn what it means to be a true intellectual.

humanism by demongolem2 August 23, 2011

Human Relations Day 

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.

Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir

Human Relations Day by ektomorf January 18, 2011

The human torch 

The sexual act of dipping a female's head in gasoline, lighting it on fire, proceeding to rape her and then cumming on her head to put out the fire.

"She bled on my dick, so I gave her the human torch!"

The human torch by Jack Mihof January 13, 2014