ass flavored

An object or scenario that is unwanted or disliked.

Person 1: I wanted to do the dutch rudder at work, but nobody would help me out.
Person 2: Ah, sorry, dude. That's ass flavored. I'll help you now.

by CrapIceberg May 26, 2011

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

ass-dialling

the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.

'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.

'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.

by P-Dew May 24, 2009

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010