Skip to main content

Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
mugGet the Clark The Sharkmug.

shark

No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.
Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.
by Beyond cringe October 1, 2022
mugGet the sharkmug.

Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.
Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.
by Shark-style October 11, 2022
mugGet the Sharkmug.

blood shark

A man who seeks out woman on their period so if intercorse occurs he will not get her pregnant
That dude is a total blood shark
by Tcb 23 February 21, 2017
mugGet the blood sharkmug.

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
mugGet the Shark tankmug.

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)
Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.
by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013
mugGet the shark fistingmug.

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ
My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days
by Thenry June 19, 2023
mugGet the Shark Weekmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email