Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.

George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.

by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016

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by Crowned Ballers October 19, 2008

crowning moment

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

crowd kill

when standing at the edge of a mosh pit, throwing your arms back and swinging at the little loser kids standing around wishing they had the initiative or the balls to throw down.

geoff: hey billy, you go crowd kill those little posers while i throw down
billy: deal.

by blessedxcore May 22, 2006

crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.

by Kooie April 25, 2007

crowd kill

When hardcore dancing, crowd killing consists of beating the crap out of the crowd. Spin kicks along the edge of the pit, crowd punching, just hitting random kids in the face. It's all good. Oh yeah and when I talk about hardcore dancing I'm not talking about this pussy scene kid, girl pants wearing, norma jean fag flailing around. I am talking about dancing hard to good hardcore. It's all about the old school and tough guy hardcore baby. I go to shows to beat the crap out of those kids.

TRUE TIL DEATH
xJHUNTx

FSU is all about the crowd kill, punching kids in the face is great.

by xJHUNTx December 9, 2005

crowbar

fingering someones butthole, then licking it, then making out with that person, then licking it again.

Isa got crowbarred by some big black guy the other night, and he liked it!

by crackiddy jones December 17, 2006