So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma

He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.

by Dasupawiz June 30, 2018

Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left

Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion

by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020

early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy October 31, 2022

Flower Child

Named for their affinity to marijuana, especially Sinsemilla which is the flower of the cannabis plant.

my mom was a flower child back in the 70s, she says weed today is a lot stronger

by mr bleakarm January 15, 2023

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024