captainccino

A coffee-cocktail that consists of:

1 shot- captain morgan tattoo
1 shot- baileys

Poured into a cappuccino.

Dude this coffee rocks what do you call it?

That my friend is a captainccino

by Al captainccino April 29, 2009

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010

Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

Captain Pwnage

There is only one thing I can say about him, CROCK OF SHIT who goes for Essendon, who masterbates over every episode of Underbelly. He took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.

- 40, 40 I see a fat hairy creature
- Shit, thats one old man
- Captain Pwnage, more Captain pedophile
- Are you practising for your role in the Hunchback of Notredam

by sdhfuigweiukjwegbf May 23, 2010

captain coral

A girl who can be viewed as somewhat of a scenester, smokes a lot, parties a lot, and seems generally nice to those who meet her in passing, but who cannot be trusted when it comes to genuine friendship.

Watch out on the high seas for Captain Coral! When the ocean gets choppy, so does her attitude and her hair!

by qwertytehehe October 17, 2010

CaptainCunnilingus

It has been a known fact that select women experience ejaculation during orgasm, it is a less known fact that many women who have never done it, in fact can and most women have that control they just need to be trained to do so. Captaincunnilingus is a man that can control it, simply meaning this "Talent" be it natural or something he was taught, i am not sure. He has the talent to most times with oral stimulation introduce women to female ejaculation that have never done so before.

This is 100% true myself and 4 other women that i personally know have experienced this. No Girls I am not allowed to say his name here due to The definition rules so i will just call him H. - I believe he has settled down with some lucky one and no longer practices his talent outside the house, But if your in the denver area ask about Captaincunnilingus

by Wehadtoletyaknow March 4, 2011