In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
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A lethal combination of smarts and fire power. This cybernetic genius can do everything you can do and more. He's got his own re-loaders and can link with his base to generate units from opening, and, every time you beat Sky Captain he gets a little tougher.
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by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009
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Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!
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